A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy 
drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what 
she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they 
kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 
"thingy."





       
 My neighbor works in the operations department in the central
office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they 
have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a 
woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got 
smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire 
downtown?"