Somehow I believe these are all true!

       Subject: I'd rather have common sense than money!
       
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you
could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a 
half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter.
"You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve,"
was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can
order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
McNuggets

       


   

       
       I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
       "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have
       replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't
       get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience
       store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an
       alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered,
       handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
       unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
       about the batteries. It's a long walk."


       
       Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One
       day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out 
       of typing paper.  What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the 
       secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank
       piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five
       "blank copies.

       
       I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home
       was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire 
       need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in 
       "Twister."  I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the
       driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a
       sandwich.