Two Women Talking in Heaven

 1st Woman: Hi! My name is Maggie.

 2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

 1st Woman: I froze to death.

 2nd Woman: How horrible!

 1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?

 2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. Instead I found him all
by himself in the den watching TV.

 1st Woman: So what happened?

 2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman
somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then
down into the basement. I went through each closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

 1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
We'd both still be alive.