Acceptance and Religion 
 
 TAOISM - Shit happens.
 
 CONFUCIANISM - Confucius say, "Shit happens."
 
 ZEN BUDDHISM - What is the sound of shit happening?
 
 ATHEISM - Shit doesn't happen.
 
 CATHOLICISM - If shit happens, you deserved it.
 
 CHRISTIAN SCIENCE - If shit happens, it will go away on its own.
 
 MONARCHISM - Let them eat shit.
 
 AGNOSTICISM - Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't.
 
 SIMPSONISM - Awesome shit happenin' dude.
 
 JUDAISM - Why does shit always happen to us?
 
 STOICISM - So shit happens.  Big deal.  I can take it.
 
 PROTESTANTISM - Let shit happen to someone else.
 
 ISLAM - Shit happens, if it is Allah's will.
 
 HINDUISM - This shit happened before.
 
 RASTAFARIANISM - Let's smoke this shit.