A funny....
 
 
  SOCIALISM:
  You have 2 cows. The State takes one and gives it to someone else.
 
  COMMUNISM:
  You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you milk.
 
  FASCISM:
  You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you the milk.
 
  NAZISM:
  You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
 
  BUREAUCRACY:
  You have 2 cows. The State takes both, kills one and spills the milk in
 the sewage system.
 
  CAPITALISM:
  You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
 
  SINGAPORE DEMOCRACY:
  You have 2 cows. The government fines you for keeping 2 unlicensed
 animals in an apartment.
 
  AMERICAN DEMOCRACY:
  The government promises to give you 2 cows if you vote for them. After
 the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures.
 The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
 
  BRITISH DEMOCRACY:
  You have 2 cows. You feed them sheep's brain and they go mad. The
 government doesn't do anything.
 
  RUSSIAN DEMOCRACY:
  You are still queuing for the first cow.
 
 IRAQI DEMOCRACY:
  You cannot inspect the 2 cows.
 
  HONG KONG CAPITALISM:
  You have 2 cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly-listed company,
 using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
 you execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that
 you get all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5 cows. The milk
 rights are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands
 company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to
  all 7 cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that
 the company owns 8 cows, with an option to purchase one more.  Meanwhile,
 you kill the 2 cows because the feng shui is bad.