After meeting at a bar one day and getting along
 really well, a man and woman decide to go back to
 her house and get to know each other better.
 In the midst of discovering what was under each
 other's clothes, the woman suddenly stops the man
 and says, "Quick! My husband just came home!
 Go hide in the bathroom!" So the man does as she
 says.
  The husband comes into the bedroom to find his
 wife on the bed. "Why are you naked?" he asks.
 "Oh, honey, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought
 I come up here and give you a nice surprise." she
 quickly replies.
   "Great!" her husband says. "I'll go get ready." He
 heads into the bathroom before his wife can get off
 the bed and stop him, and he sees the naked man
 standing there swatting at something in the air.
  "Who the heck are you?" the husband demands to
 know.
  "Oh, I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife
 me in to get rid of the moths."
  "But you're naked!" the husband exclaims.

  The man looks down and jumps back in surprise.
 "Man, those moths are fast!"