Another Clinton Joke (?) As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says "Nice pigs, sir." The Presiden replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir".