If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
 enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)
 
 Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
 
 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

 On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
 
 The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
 
 Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday. (yuck!)
 
 Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.(now
 there's a diet)
 
 You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous
 spider.
 
 Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
 people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
 
 
 In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including
 their eyebrows and eyelashes.
 
 A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
 
 The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
 eight and always falls over on its right  side when intoxicated. (From
 drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??)
 
 Polar bears are left handed.
 
 The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish #1 for the
 animal having the most taste buds.
 
 The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
 the length of a football field.
 
 A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
 death. (Creepy!)
  
 Butterflies taste with their feet.   (Oh, geez!)
 
 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
 
 A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (and we know this how???)
 
 An ostrich's eye is bigger than  it's brain.
 
 Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)


                    Transportation

 Three men go to the gates of heaven after they die and they speak to God.    God  tells the three men that they will need transportation around Heaven.   The  type  of transportation you have depends on how faithful you were to    your spouse.

 So the first man walks up to God and God asks the first man, "Were you       faithful to your wife?"

 The first man replied, "Yes, well, I may have cheated on her once." 
 God asked the first man, "Exactly how many times did you cheat on her?"

 And the man says, "OK, I cheated on her 11 times."  So God gave the man a    Buick Skylark.

 Then God asked the second man the same question and the second man answered,  "I cheated on my wife 5 times."  So God gave the man a Honda Accord.

 Then God asked the third man the same question. The third man replied, "I    have never cheated on my wife. I have always been completely faithful to     her." 
 So God gave this man a beautiful convertible Mercedes, and he was
 the envy of the other men in his beautiful sports car.  All the other men    were jealous, but they knew that they got what they deserved.

 One day while on the road, the first two men saw the third man driving in    his Mercedes looking very upset so they pulled up next to him and the first  man asked, "What's wrong?  You have a gorgeous car!  You should be having    the best time of all three of us."

 The third man just looked down the road with his mouth wide open and said,   "Ijust passed my wife on roller skates."