BB

A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful 
butt".  

Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful 
butt.

The man's birthday is coming up, so she decides to take a trip to the 
tattoo parlor and get the words -- "Beautiful Butt", tattooed on her 
butt.  She walks in and tells the tattoo artist her husband thinks she 
has a beautiful butt.

He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt".

She then tells the man she wants "Beautiful Butt" tattooed on her 
cheeks.

The man tells her "I can't fit that on your butt, it takes up too much 
space.  But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letter B on each cheek 
and that can stand for "Beautiful Butt."

She agrees and gets it done.

On the man's birthday she hears him come home and she is only wearing a 
robe.  She then stands at the top of the stairs.  He opens the door and 
she says "Look honey."  She then takes off the robe she is wearing and 
bends over.

Her husband yells, "WHO THE HELL IS BOB?!"