billyisms


  The center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia, announced today the
  President has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides!

  Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship
  with Bill Clinton was anything like the Monica Lewinski affair.  She
  supposedly replied, "Close, but no cigar."

  The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains
  found on Monica's dress: "Presidue".

  President Clinton now only recruits interns from only four
  colleges:Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State, and Brigham Young.

  Did you know that Bill Clinton is considering
  changing the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom, because it
  represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of
  security while you are being screwed.

  Washington has come up with a solution for the
  Clinton situation.  They added the 11th commandment:  "Thou shall not put
  thy rod in thy staff."

  Arkansas is very proud of Clinton.  All these
  women coming forward, and not one of them is his sister!