{\rtf1\ansi\deff0{\fonttbl{\f0\fnil\fcharset0 Courier New;}} {\*\generator Msftedit 5.41.15.1503;}\viewkind4\uc1\pard\lang1033\f0\fs28 Blonde's Revenge\par \par \par WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?\par \par A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.\par \par WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? \par Brown-bagging it.\par \par WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?\par \par No one else wants it.\par \par WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?\par \par So brunettes can remember them.\par \par WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? \par Invisible.\par \par WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?\par \par "Has the blonde left yet? "\par \par WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?\par \par The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.\par \par WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?\par \par When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?\par \par WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?\par \par The invitation\par \par WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?\par \par A hostage\par \par WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?\par \par Fisher-Price\par \par WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?\par \par It matches their mustache.\fs20\par \par \par \par }