Complete Blonde Jokes
 	
 	Q: What is tattooed behind a Blonde's left ear?
 	A: Inflate to 50 PSI.
 	
 	Q: How did the Blonde die ice fishing?
 	A: She got run over by the Zamboni.
 	
 	Q. Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
 	A: Because it said concentrate.
 	
 	Q: Why was the Blonde proud for finishing a puzzle in only six
            months?
 	A: The box said "2 to 4 years!"
 	
 	Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
 	A: They think their picture is being taken.
 	
 	Q: Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
 	A: Toes Go In First.
 	
 	Q: How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
 	A: It has a stamp on it.
 	
 	Q: Why can't Blondes dial 911?
 	A: They can't find the eleven on the phone!
 	
 	Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
 	A: Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
 	
 	Q: How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
 	A: There is white-out all over the monitor.

 	Q: How do you get a Blonde on the roof?
 	A: Tell her the drinks are on the house.
 	
 	Q: Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
 	A: It takes too long to retrain them.
 	
 	Q: How does a Blonde change a light bulb?
 	A: She holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to go
 	around.
 	
 	Q: What do you call an eternity?
 	A: Four Blondes at a four way stop.
 	 
 	Q: Why do Blondes like a BMW better than a Chevrolet?
	A: They can spell BMW.
 	
 	A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
 	said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward
 	and said "Where, where?"
 	
 	Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed
           to a regular one?
 	A: You have to hollow out the head.
 	
 	Q: Blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window
           seat?
 	A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the
           middle row.
 	
 	Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
 	A: Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds.
 	
 	Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
 	A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
 	
 	Q: If a Blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would
           land first?
	A: The brunette. The Blonde would have to stop and ask for
           directions.
 	
 	Q: What did the Blonde think of the new computer?
 	A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV.
 	
 	Q: Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
 	A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. >
 	
 	Q: Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
 	A: They always forget the recipe.
 	
 	Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
           death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
 	A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
 	
 	Q: Why won't they hire a Blondes as pharmacists?
 	A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.