CAMPING TIPS
 
 When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table
 will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
 Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint
 from navel before applying the match.
 Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a 
 flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, it is
 OK to go into the woods alone.
 You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then
 breathing on a pile of dry sticks.
 In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to
 strangle a snoring tent mate.
 
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                              "COME AGAIN?
 A husband had always been disdainful of people who, in his estimation,
 talk too much. Recently he proudly told his wife he'd heard that men use
 2200 words a day, while women use 4400.
 The wife pondered that a moment, then concluded, "That's because women
 have to repeat everything they say to their husbands."
 He looked up and asked, "Come again?"