This was in the News yesterday.  A Woman that lives  in 
Galesburg was weed-eating her lawn.  She accidentally cut off 
the tail of her favorite cat.
           
 She rushed her cat along with the tail over to the new 
Super Wal-Mart!
           
          You might ask, why Wal-Mart?
           
          Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in town!
           
                Don't shoot the messenger....