Chinese couple
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 A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On
 the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets
 as her husband undresses.
 He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
 "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten.
 I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
 you want. What you want?"
 "I wanna numma 69" she replies.
 He looks at her very puzzled and says,"You wanna beef
 with broccorri?"