computer test
     This will replace Medicare/Blue Cross  
         It will be criss/cross.

 Urine Sample
  
  One day, in line at the company cafeteria,
  Jack says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell.
  I guess I better see a doctor."
  
  "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of
  money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic
  computer at the drugstore. Just give it a
  urine sample and the computer will tell you
  what's wrong and what to do about it. It only
  takes 10 seconds and costs $10."
  
  So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar
  and takes it to the store. He deposits $10, and
  the computer lights up and asks for the urine
  sample. He pours the sample into the slot and
  waits. Ten seconds later, the compute ejects a
  printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm
  in warm water and avoid heavy lifting. It will
  improve in about 2 weeks.
  
  That night while thinking how amazing this new
  technology  was, Jack began wondering if the
  computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
  water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
  samples from his wife and daughter, and
  masturbated into the mixture.
  
  Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to
  check the results. He deposits $10, pours in
  the concoction, and awaits the results.
  
  The computer ejects a printout:
  
  1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a softener.
  
  2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
  anti-fungal shampoo.
  
  3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her
  into rehab.
  
  4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They're
  not yours. Get a lawyer.
  
  5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
  elbow will never get better.