From: iVillage News To: DAILYJOKE@LISTMANAGER.IVILLAGE.COM Subject: The Daily Joke from iVillage.com Date: Friday, January 21, 2000 10:14 AM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE DAILY JOKE FROM iVILLAGE.COM Solutions for Your Life Visit us at: http://www.ivillage.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Gang, I'm a bachelor, so I didn't get the joke below, but I'm assured that if I had even rudimentary standards of hygiene I'd find it pretty funny. See Ya, Tom ============================= ** DIRTY DISHES Submitted by iVillager Jan Y. A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who was known for being a poor housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Have these dishes ever been washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them." He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside, whistled and yelled, "Here, Soap! Here, Water!" ==================== ** OTHER iVILLAGE NEWSLETTERS We have newsletters for all your favorite topics! Visit our sign-up area to see: http://www.ivillage.com/membercenter/subscribe.html ** UNSUBSCRIBE If you love iVillage but do not want to receive any more Daily Joke Newsletters, please visit our unsubscribe area: http://www.ivillage.com/membercenter/unsubscribe.html Visit our sister sites at: http://www.ivillage.com iVillage.com Solutions for Your Life (c) iVillage, Inc. 2000. All rights reserved. http://www.ivillage.com