From: "Deary, Sabine G." To: "Joann Forrest (E-mail)" ; "Joe Podzimek (E-mail)" ; "Joe Tanner (E-mail)" ; "Judy Rudman (E-mail)" ; "Lillian Banks (E-mail)" ; "Lowell Reid (E-mail)" ; "Nancy Hinkle (E-mail)" ; "Pam (E-mail)" ; "Peter (E-mail)" Subject: FW: Face lift Date: Thursday, December 13, 2001 8:00 AM -----Original Message----- From: Tolle, John F. Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 5:55 AM To: Deary, Sabine G.; Birkeland, William D.; Curtis, Daniel E.; Tharp, Earl E.; Walsh, Michael A.; Kamiya, Wayne M.; Kurosaki, Eileen K.; McAlister, Shawn A.; Cox, Michael L.; Gonzalez, Victor J.; Aquino, Vince; Shimizu, Gary Subject: FW: Face lift Northrop Grumman Systems Corporation Integrated Systems Air Combat Systems J.F.Tolle Fabricated Parts and Raw Material Procurement Dept. K08364/05 Phone: (310) 332-2173 Fax: (310) 332-4589 email: tollejo@mail.northgrum.com -- Don't be fooled by the gray hair..... A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday, She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a news stand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk,"I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?". "About 32 " the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the same question. She replies,"I'd guess about 29". The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are." They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell,go ahead". The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?" He removes his hands and says, "You are 47." Stunned the woman says, "That's amazing. How do you know?". The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."