Facts are Facts


 Doctor the embarrased man said, "I have a 
sexual problem, I can't get it up for my
wife anymore.
 "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow
and I will see what I can do."

 The next day the worried man returned with his
wife. "Take off your cloths Mrs Thomas"  
the medic said. "Now turn all the way around, 
Lie down please.
Uh-Huh I see,  Ok you may put your cloths back on.
"  The doctor took the man aside.
 "Your in perfect health" he  said , "your wife 
didn't give me an erection either."
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 A girl from the south and a girl from the north 
were seated side by side on a plane.  The girl from
the south, being friendly and all, said "So where
ya'll from?"  The northern girl said "From a place
where they know better than to use a preposition at
the end of a sentence."  The girl from the south sat
quietly for a few moments and then replied,
"So where ya'll from bitch?"