FARTS

 To those who have kids, have ever had kids or those planning on it...
 My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and
 I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a
 quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
 While enjoying my taco,  I smelled something funny so, of course,
 I checked my  seven month old daughter, but she was clean.
 Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I
 asked him but he said, "No. I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, he's had an
 accident and I don't have a change of clothes with me." Then I said,
 "Matt, are you sure you didn't have an accident?"  "No!" he replied.
 I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse.
 So, I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
 Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and
 yelled, "SEE MOM ... IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While several people nearly 
choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled his pants up and sat
down to eat his food as if nothing happened.
  I was mortified!!!
Some kind, elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came
over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!! Another
old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent
down to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me
of the same thing all the time. I just never had the nerve to make the
point like you did."