A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED


 Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot 
change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.


 And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step 
on today As they may be connected to the ass that 
I may have to kiss tomorrow.

 Help me always give 100% at work?12% on Monday, 23% on 
Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on 
Fridays.


 And help me to remember??..
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to reach out and punch the bastard.