Genie
 
 
 
 A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf
 course lined with million dollar houses.  On the third tee the husband
 says, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball.  Don't knock out
 any windows - it will cost us a fortune to fix."
     The wife tees up and promptly hits the ball off to the right through
 the window of the biggest house on the course.  The husband cringes and
 says, "Let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to
 cost."
     They walk up and knock, and a voice says, "Come in."  When they open
 the door, they see glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on
 its side in the foyer.  A man on the couch says, "Are you the people
 that broke my window?"
     "Yeah," the husband says.  "Sorry about that."
         "No, actually I want to thank you.  I'm a genie that was trapped
 for a thousand years in that bottle.  You've released me.  I'm allowed
 to grant three wishes - I will give you each one wish, and I will keep
 the last one for myself."
     "Great," the husband states; "I want a million dollars a year for
 the rest of my life."
         "No problem - it is the least I could do.  And you, what do you
 want?" the genie says, looking at the wife.
     "I want a house in every country of the world," she says.
         "Consider it done." replied the genie.
     "And what is your wish, Genie?" the husband asks.
         "Well, since I have been trapped in that bottle for so long, and
 I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years; my wish is to make
 love to your wife."
     The husband looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of
 money and all those houses, honey.  I guess it is OK with me if it is OK
 with you."
     So the genie takes the wife upstairs and ravishes her for two hours.
 
 Afterward, he rolls over, looks at the wife, and says, "How old is your
 husband, anyway?"
         The wife replied, "37 years old, Why?"
     "And he still believes in genies?"