Golden Oldie Joke
 
  Two men meet at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.  
 
  The first man says, "How did you get here?"  
 
 "I froze to death," the second man replies.  "And how did you get here?"  
 
 "I died of joy," the first man answers. 
 
 "How does someone die of joy?" 
 
  "Well," began the first man, "I came home from work and the house was
  immaculate.  I knew my wife must be having an affair.  She wouldn't clean
  just for me.  So I searched the bedrooms, bathrooms, the entire upstairs
  and I still couldn't find anyone.  Then I saw flowers on the table and I
  knew I was right.  I searched under the furniture, in the basement and I
  still couldn't find anyone.  Then I smelled pot roast and I knew.  I
  searched the closets and the attic but still, no one was in sight.  I
  finally realized she must have done all this for me.  I was so overwhelmed
  with excitement that I had a heart attack and died of joy."  
 
  "Pal," says the other man, "if you had  only looked in the freezer, we'd
  both be alive today!"