{\rtf1\ansi\deff0{\fonttbl{\f0\fnil\fcharset0 Courier New;}} {\*\generator Msftedit 5.41.15.1503;}\viewkind4\uc1\pard\lang1033\f0\fs24 Government Employee\par \par A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government employee. \par The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" \par \par The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam ." \par "Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have \par any service related disabilities?" \par \par The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion \par removed my genitals so they declared me disabled...but it doesn't affect \par my ability to work, though." \par "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, \par I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in \par tomorrow about 10, and we'll get you started." \par The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me \par to come at 10?" \par "Well, here in the government offices, we don't do anything but sit \par around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point your \par coming in for that. \par \par ONLY in the U.S.A.\fs20 \par \par \par }