green eggs and treif (treif means non-kosher)
  
 Today is March 2, Dr. Seuss' birthday.  And the National Education
 Association is celebrating "Read Across America" by encouraging adults to
 read to children.  Of course, Green Eggs and Ham is one the most popular
 Dr. Seuss books. And there's the dilemma. How can Jewish kids celebrate
 with Green Eggs and Ham?
 
 So, in honor (and with apologies to the estate) of  Dr. Seuss, Read Across
 America, Kids, and Kashrut, here's a new ending for the story. It starts
 on page 54...
  
 Sam!
 Will you never see?
 They are not KOSHER,
 So let me be!
 I will not eat green eggs and ham.
 I will not eat them Sam-I-am.

 But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
 Or I will try them with some brisket.
 I'll eat green eggs in a box.
 If you serve them with some lox.
 
 And those green eggs are worth a try
 Scrambled up inside some matzoh brie!
 And in a boat upon the river,
 I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
 
 So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
 But troubled by green eggs and ham.
 Let your friends in on the scoop:
 Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!