the insult

   A couple had been married for fifteen years. One
afternoon, while the wife was bending over pulling 
weeds from the garden, the husband remarked, "Looks
like you've packed on a few pounds! Your butt looks
bigger than the gas grill!"   To add insult to injury,
the husband got a yardstick to prove his point.
  First, he measured the grill, and then he measured
his wife's rear end. "Yep, just as I thought!"

  By now, the wife was incensed and stomped into house,
leaving the gardening to her husband.
  That evening, when they retired to the bedroom, the
husband cuddled up to his wife, and had the nerve to
say, "How about a little lovemaking?"

  The wife rolled over, turned her back to him, and 
gave him the cold shoulder.

  "What's the matter?" he asked.

  "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass
grill for one little weenie, do you!"








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