HEY STEVE!
This guy was going to see his favorite baseball team
play. He had been eagerly waiting for this day for
months! He got to the game, found his seat and began
to settle in. He picked up his newspaper, got his
beer and his hot dog and just as he get comfortable
he heard someone yell, "Hey Steve!" He puts down his
hotdog, puts down his beer, folds up his newspaper
and stands up, looks around ... no one.  So he sits
down, picks up his beer, picks up his hotdog, gets
his newpaper situated and just as he does, he hears,
"Hey, STEVE!" A little frustrated at this point, he
puts down his beer, puts down his hotdog and folds up
his newspaper, stands up, looks over the crowd ... no
one. He sits back down, picks up his beer, picks up
his hotdog, gets his newspaper and feeling quite
frustrated, tries to enjoy himself. Just as he does
he hears, "HEY STEVE!" Okay, enough's enough! He
frustratedly puts down his beer, puts down his
hotdog, throws down his paper, turns around and
yells, "MY NAME'S NOT STEVE!"