Hooked On Ebonics


  Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's 
 homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word 
 in a sentence.

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have 
   no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady 
   rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel 
   everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss 
   disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.
5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup 
   and said penis.
6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, 
   man dat looks fake. He said bullshit, dat watch Israel.
7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, 
   man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.
8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in 
   da apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me 
   acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle 
    Iraq, you break. 
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her 
    do you plan on stain for dinner?
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks 
    game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, 
    who be honor first?
14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on 
    this hoe.
15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her 
    birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.
17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.