How's That Again?
 
 
 Why we all love Newpaper editors and headline writers.....
 
 Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up
 from almost none a year ago.
 * Detroit News article
 
 Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee
 * Toronto Star headline
 
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 * Entrepreneur Magazine ad
 
 Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out
 * The Tallahassee Bugle
 
 Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs
 * The Anchorage, Alaska Times
 
 Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming
 * The New Haven, Connecticut Register
 
 Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters
 * The Tallahassee Democrat
 
 Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again?  Absolutely!
 * The Houston Chronicle
 
 Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"]
 * The New Haven, Connecticut Register
 
 Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
 * The Arkansas Plainsman
 
 Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands
 * Bangor Maine News
 
 Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position
 * The Washington Times
 
 Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal
 * The Bosnia Bugle
 
 Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow
 * Newsday
 
 Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax
 * San Antonio Rose
 
 Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free
 * Chicago Daily News
 
 Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders
 * The Miami Herald