How to Identify Where a Driver is From:
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  a.. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
  
  b.. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New
      York.
  
  c.. One hand on wheel, one finger out window,
      cutting across all lanes of traffic: 
      New Jersey
  
  d.. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot
      solidly on   accelerator: Boston.
  
  e.. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double
      decaf cappuccino,  cradling cell phone, brick
      on accelerator: with gun in lap: L.A.
  
  f.. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on
      brake, quivering in terror:  Ohio, but 
      driving in California.
  
  g.. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on 
      accelerator, head turned to talk to someone
      in back seat: Italy.
  
  h.. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
      cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle.
  
  i.. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
      alternating between both feet being on the 
      accelerator and both feet on the brake,   
      throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
  
  j.. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted
      in rear window,   beer cans on floor, squirrel
      tails attached to antenna:   West Virginia.
 
  k.. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely
      visible above window level, driving 35 on the
      Interstate in the left lane with the left
      blinker on:  Florida.