>  JESUS AND FINKELSTEIN

 Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides
 he really needs a new robe.

 After looking around, he sees a sign for "Finkelstein,
 the Tailor."

 He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him,
 which is a perfect fit.

 When he asks how much he owes, Finkelstein brushes
 him off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God? There's 
 no charge! However,  may I ask  a small favor?

 Maybe

 whenever you give a sermon you could just mention 
 a little something about how your nice new robe
 was made by Finkelstein the Tailor."

 Jesus readily agrees and, as promised,> plugs
 Finkelstein's robes every time that he preaches.

 Some months later, Jesus is walking through Jerusalem
 and happens to be nearby Finkelstein's shop. There
 is a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

 He pushes his way through the crowd to speak to 
 Finkelstein.

 "Jesus,  Jesus,  look what a marvel you've been for
 business," gushes Finkelstein. "Would  you  perhaps 
 consider a partnership?"

 "Sure, sure," replies Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein
 it is."

 "Uh, no, no," says Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus.
 " After all, I am  the craftsman."

 The two of them debated this for some time. Their
 discussion was long, spirited, but ultimately
 fruitful. Finally, they come up with a mutually
 acceptable compromise.

 A few days later, the new sign went up over
 Finkelstein's shop...

 Scroll down if you really want to know what
 the sign said...









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               This could be painful....










                Okay, you asked for it!










                Don't say you weren't warned...





                    "LORD & TAILOR"