Kids Now this is how to close out the year on a high note!!!! A little "sick", but better than most !!! This one is for all of you who either: a) have kids or one on the way b) had kids who have now grown c) was a kid d) know a kid! Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers. As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"