Marketplace Mergers

1. XEROX and WURLITZER (They're going to make reproductive organs) 

2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
 (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild) 

3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER
 (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Craker) 

4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS,
 and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS (The company will be called
 Hale, Mary, Fuller, and Grace) 

5. 3M and GOODYEAR (MMM Good) 

6. HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL (Honey, I'm Home) 

10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS (Poupon Pants) 

11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION
 FOR WOMEN (The new company will be called Knott Now) 

14. COORS and BETTY CROCKER (Pisquick) 

15.   BET  (Black Entertainment Television) and ToysRUs .... (changing the 
 name to WeBToys-N-Shit.)