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 What's the most popular game in the White House?
      Swallow the leader.

 Bill wasted all that energy running for President.
 He thought they said Oral Office.

 President Clinton said to Monica: "I didn't tell you to lie in your
 deposition...I told you to lie in that position!"

 How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's
 testimony?
 "It's wasn't words that I put in her mouth!"

 Why is Chelsea upset about Zippergate?
 Her dad is getting more dates than she is.

 What was President Clinton's explanation of having oral sex with
 monica?
 He thought she was the "head" intern.

 What did Monica say when she was offered a position at the UN?
 "Is it missionary position?"

 Why did Clinton get into this problem?
 He didn't know that "Harass" was one word.

 "President Clinton...what do you want to do about the abortion bill?"
 "I guess...pay it!"

 Clinton's Presidential Anthem:
 "Kneel to the Chief"

 What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
 This time there's no doubt about the identity of Deep Throat.