New IRS Tax laws
 
 
 
   THE NEW TAX LAW
 
   The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the 
  male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time 
  it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard 
  up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time
  it is in the hole.  On top of that, it has two dependents
  and they are both nuts.
 
  Effective January 1, 1999, your penis will be taxed 
  according to size.
  The brackets are as follows:
 
  10-12" Luxury Tax________$30.00
 
  8-10"  Pole Tax__________$25.00
 
  5-8"    Privilege Tax_______$15.00
 
  4-5"    Nuisance Tax_______$ 3.00
 
  Males exceeding 12" must file  under capital gains.
  Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a rebate.
 
  PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!!!!!
 
 Sincerely,
  Monica Lewinsky
  Head Pecker Checker
  IRS