not about Pizza
 
   A government worker was sitting at his desk one day when he noticed an
   old and strange looking lamp sitting in the corner of his office. As he
   picked up the lamp to look at it, a genie popped out. You guessed it 
   - 3 wishes.
 
   He at first wished for a tall glass of Pepsi Cola, thinking he'd test
   this so called genie out.  Immediately, in his hand, was an ice cold 
   32 oz. glass of the soda. After drinking the Pepsi, he then wished to
   be on a Pacific island with dozens of natives to serve as his slaves.
   In an instant he found himself in a virtual paradise being waited on
   hand and foot.
   After several moments, he decided upon his 3rd and final wish. He 
   closed his eyes and wished that he would never need to work the rest 
   of his life. He felt a flash. A jolt. Then silence. He opened his eyes.
   He was back at his desk.