For those who work a, little inspiration to help you 
  through the day!   
                              :)
 
  Office Prayer
 
  Lord, grant me the serenity 
  to accept the things I cannot change
 
  The courage,
  to change the things I cannot accept,
 
  And the wisdom
  to hide the bodies of people
  I had to kill because they  pissed me off
 
  And, Lord
  help me to be careful
  of the toes I step on today as they 
  may be connected to the ass
  that I might have to kiss tomorrow.
 
 
  Have a wonderful day!