Oh, Oh


  After attending a party for his boss, the life
of the party was nursing a king-sized hangover and 
asked his wife, "What the heck happened?"

  "As usual, you made an fool of yourself in front
of your boss," replied  the wife.

  "Piss on him!" answered the husband.

  "You did," said the wife, "and he fired you."

  "Well, screw him," said the husband.

  "I did, and you go back to work today."