Physical

A 75 year old lady tells her husband that she should
go to a doctor and have a physical. Her husband
agrees. She makes an appointment with a gynecologist,
and tells him about not having a checkup in over 25 years.

The physician tells her to get undressed, put on the
gown then he will examine her. The doctor proceeds
with the exam. He lifts her right breast and tells
her to say 99.

She obliges and says, "99."

"I see nothing wrong there," he says. He then lifts
her left breast and tells her, "Say 99."

She replies "99."

Then he says, "Okay with this one too. We will now do
a pelvic exam. Lay flat down on the table and put
your feet in the stirrups."

The doctor puts on rubber gloves and some KY jelly on
the gloves and is checking her private parts for any
sign of lumps, etc. He then says to her, "Say 99."

She says, "One, two, three..."