POLITICAL JOKE


 Now that the political arena is coming upon  us, I 
guess we can expect the jokes to be flying, so here 
goes one.  

 When the operator answered she yelled,  "Help, send
the police to my house right away! There's a damn
Republican on my front porch and he's playing
with himself."

 "What?" the operator exclaimed!  "I said there is 
a  damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself
and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid!
Please send the police!"  the little old lady repeated.

 "Well, now, how do you know he's a Republican???"

 "Because, you damn fool, if he were a Democrat,
he'd be screwing somebody!"