New Addition To Periodic Table Of Elements
  
               Element Name: WOMANIUM
 
 Symbol: WO
 
 Atomic Weight: (don't ask)
 
 Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at 
nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever 
treated properly. Very bitter if  mishandled.
 
 Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. 
Extremely unpredictable, especially in the golden 
isotope. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, 
platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. 
Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
 
 Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for 
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income 
reducing agent known.
 
 Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.