SIGN OF THE DAY
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 A man went to a brothel and offered a prostitute $100 to
stay with him until he had experienced all styles of sex
to find out which was most satisfying.
       
 He tried it in all possible positions, but finally decided
the best way was with her sitting on the windowsill while he
performed the act.
 In fact, he got to carried away with the enchantment of 
this position that he gave a mighty heave and both fell out
of the 2nd story window onto the sidewalk -- and were 
knocked unconscious.

 A drunk came down the sidewalk, looked at the nude,
entwined couple, looked up at the front steps.  He climbed 
up the steps and knocked on the door.  When the madam came
to the door, he said, "Shay, I jist thought I should tell
you that yer sign fell down".