CHINESE PROVERBS:
 
 Man who run in front of car get tired.
 
 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
 
 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
 
 Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife  upright organ.
 
 Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to  Bangkok.
 
 Man with one chop stick go hungry.
 
 Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
 
 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
 
 Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
 
 War doesn't determine who is right; war determines who  is left.