texas baby
 
 
   A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his
  wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
  WOW!
  (From all... and congratulations all around...)
 
   Two weeks later he returned to the same bar. The bartender recognized
  him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that
  weighed
  twenty pounds at birth?  How much does he weigh now?"
 
   The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
 
   The bartender said, "Why, what happened?  He did weigh TWENTY pounds!"
 
   The proud Texas father pulled a slow hard drink on a long neck beer,
  wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and proudly
  said, "Just had him CIRCUMCISED!"