Blonde Goes Ice Fishing
 
    A blonde decides to go ice fishing, so she gathers her 
    gear and goes walking  around until she finds a big patch 
    of ice. She heads into the center of the ice and begins 
    to saw a hole.
 
    All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. 
    "You will  find no fish under that ice."
 
    The blonde looks around, but sees no one. She starts 
    sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said 
    before, there are no fish under the ice."
 
    The blonde looks all around, high and low, but can't see 
    a single soul.  She  picks up the saw and tries one more
    time to finish. Before she can even start cutting, the 
    huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three  times 
    now.  There are no fish!"
 
    The blonde is now flustered and somewhat scared, so she 
    asks the  voice, "How do you know there are no no fish? Are
    you God trying to warn me?"
 
   "No", the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey rink!