An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, 
 "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 
 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and made love 
 to two 18-year-old girls.  Both of them.  Twice!"
 The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you 
 were in confession?" 
 "Never Father, I'm Jewish."
 "So then, why are you telling me?"
 "I'm telling everybody!"