true police story
 
 
 
 The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
 somewhat taken aback by a recent incident.
 
 Returning home from work, a woman had been shocked to find her house
 ransacked and burglarized.  She telephoned the police at  once and
 reported the crime.
 
 The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9
 officer patrolling nearby was first on the scene. As he approached the
 house 
 with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, clapped a hand 
 to her head an moaned, "I come home from work to find
 all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do the
 do?  They send a blind policeman!"